Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have post one night stand depression
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