So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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