fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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