Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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