I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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