do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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