Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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