We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Randomize
