Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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