so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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