he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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