i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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