I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I have fence marks all over my body
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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