Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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