Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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