I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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