I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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