I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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