I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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