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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
