I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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