...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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