Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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