Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
lets start a swedish sibling band together
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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