and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I need a beard to bite.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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