using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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