that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Randomize
