Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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