hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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