I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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