My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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