I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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