how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
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i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Houston, we have a squirter
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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