Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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