Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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