What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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