drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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