I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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