I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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I need you to use more vowels.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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