new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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