guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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