So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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