her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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