Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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