The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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