susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I have fence marks all over my body
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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