Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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