We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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