i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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