U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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