I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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