I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.