U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.