I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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