Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I smell like Dick and happiness
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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